man, if you miss this, you're like... like, an manatee, or a platypus, or some kind of not-human, gross wierd thing. alright?
thursday,december 15th, at the empty bottle. starts at 8:30, and goes till you're gone. we'll give out free stuff (including free handshakes from jonathan. no, they're GOOD). there'll be words flipping forward from the tongues of elizabeth crane, jonathan messinger, as well as the belle of the ball, brian costello. ears will be boxed by the krunchies, human eye, and the mistreaters. also, dj hijinks by the get drunk. all magically hosted by rainbow song leaf. and, best of all, THE BOOK WILL BE RELEASED,
into the night, like a thousand confused rats, on a high-school
scavenger hunt for glory. with ample copies in hand, you're guaranteed
to be the king of christmas.
